4 Reasons The Fanny Pack IS Back

That’s right people, the all-time, omg-is-she-seriously-wearing-THAT, accessory is BACK in action. Truth be told, it’s been back for some time (or some may argue that it never really left), but it’s true resurrection was confirmed by none other than the divine being that IS BEYONCE. What the [bleep] am I talking about? Easy. Beyonce be rockin’ a fabulous red fanny pack in her new music video Party, which (to me at least) confirms the resurrection. Because we all know that whatever Beyonce touches is gold – GOLD! Seriously though, the DIVA has managed to convince an entire movement of grown women to slip into a leotard and tights for Halloween. Like I said, GOLD.

How on earth has the fanny managed to resurrect itself onto the hips of fashion fiends across the globe? Read on, read on…

#1: Nowadays these fantastic little hip-slings come in BLINDING SEQUINS designs instead of blinding neon:

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Sparkling animal print - what more can a girl ask for? (image: beltoutlet.com)

This sequined fanny can be yours for $24.95 at beltoutlet.com.

#2: They no longer resemble saggy pouches but instead come in cute and funky shapes:

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If men can wear bows around their necks, then HELL YES women can wear bows around their waists! (image: fancypack.net)

You can BOW TIE your waist for $65 at fancypack.net.

#3: They come in dainty sizes more popularly known as “belt purses” that don’t make you look you’re bearing ET’s child:

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I CLEARLY have a soft spot for animal print, but who doesn't? (image: asos.com)

Now this one I NEED: $35.94 asos.com.

#4: Designers dig them. Seriously though, the Gucci fanny has been around FOREVER and is NOT. GOING. ANYWHERE. period.

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Gucci knows a thing or two about fannies. (image: gucci.com)

Go get your Gucci on for $530 at gucci.com.

So what do you think? Are fannies back in action or is this some rare hiccup in fashion history repeats that belongs back in your fashion faux pas file?

Aloha.

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